The Rule Book


Habituation is a form of nonassociative learning in which there is a decrease in psychological and behavioral response to a stimulus after repeated exposure to that stimulus over a duration of time. (wikipedia, more or less)


When it is over, and you are afraid, lonely, and regretting all that weight you gained when you were happier, the quickest way to get over it (or really mask the pain until it subsides) is to slut it up. We've all been there. This can vary from person to person. It could mean 20 partners in a month, or stripping, or a make out sesh with one person before you start dating someone else, but there is always the in-between. It is called being single.


We all fumble through it like the pants we try to take of. We try to be sexy and and smart about it, but we really have no idea what we are doing. So we try our own way untl we think we figure it out. I think I have developed a rule set that I put tremendous faith (and experience) into. Do with it what you will:


1. NEVER spend the night the first time you hook up.

2. Snuggling should be short, if at all.

3. Don't feel bad for them, they don't feel bad for you.

4. If you don't have confidence, fake it.

5. You are limited to 2 unresponded texts.

6. If you can, avoid going to your place.

7. Ladies, DO NOT talk about your dad.

8. Blame it on the alcohol.
9. A rerun is never a bad thing. You both already know what it is like with each other, and it keeps your number from rising.

10. Don't let them buy you too many drinks. You don't want to owe them that much.


DISCLAIMER: Rules should only apply for hooking up purposes ONLY. This blog strictly promotes the DBAD guidelines.

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